FRED & MOE
Today, I found Fred & Moe on vegetables.
They were so cute that I decided to keep it.
But mum said I had to let them go.
So, I brought them down to the bush downstairs.
And, let them freeeeeeeeeee~
(Note: Fred & Moe are green blind worms.
Fred is relatively thin, while Moe is relatively fat.
Wait, no.
Moe is very fat.)
I don't see how some people can find the time to blog.
Gosh.
Honestly,
everyday I feel like throwing away my homework.
Or tell the teacher that my terrapin ate them.
-sigh
Hello, missy.
Don't you run away from me.
'Cause I ain't letting you outta my sight.
Dinnie called me SHORT.
O.M.G
3rd March coming soooon.
Hope we get into finals.
(smiles)
OH.
My phone is not working.
Please do not contact.
'Cause you'll be totally disheartened when I don't reply.
And then you'll be depressed forever.
And then you'll start cutting yourself in one corner.
And then you'll jump off the Eiffel Tower.
'Cause you can't stand the pain no more.
Therefore,
to avoid such horrible, horrible things.
Do not contact.
(smiles sweetly)